Not funny

 

So the lady of the house thinks this picture is very funny. Here I am, trying to rest peacefully on my scratching pole. So I might have made a hole on it, and so my paw happens to stick out from that hole. SO WHAT??? Not funny if you ask me.

Let me see you JUMP!

Oh man I was on FIRE today! My staff had made me a new toy, and boy was I excited! They had attached some feathers to a stick, and that was enough to get me hooked. I was moving so fast that even the camera couldn't catch me properly. See the black figure on the pictures? That's me, on the move chasing the feather stick.

 

I can tell you, that was FUN!

 

Also, see how the lady of the house has gotten all handy with the picture editing? Nice.... Maybe we will now get to see a bit more advanced photos and graphics here.

Shaking hands and paws

 

I'm a tough one

 

In case you thought that I´m just a looser cat who can't even catch a bird, I went and killed this white spongy thingie. There. I can be a tough one when I want to.

 

It wasn't me

I SWEAR I didn't have ANYTHING to do with this unfortunate accident these feathers are a proof of. I have NOTHING to do with this. The feathers just appeared there suddenly. Maybe the neighbour's cat did it? I know he likes to come to OUR garden. So typical of him to engineer this kind of a bird accident and blame it on me. SO typical.

Though, I have to say that given the chance, I would have catched that bird... I would have picked its feathers one by one, IF ONLY I WAS LET OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!!! Damn it... all these instincts going to waste indoors...

Closing doors

I have been sensing some increasing distrust between me and my staff. I mean that the distrust is aimed towards me. I feel that they are trying to limit my living space at times. When they leave every morning during the weekdays, they close some doors so that I can't access all of the rooms in my mansion! I'm a bit upset, I think they are simply overacting. They close the doors to every bedroom, which is annoying since the beds are really nice and comfy to sleep in. I guess they do that because I might have been peeing again somewhere I guess I shouldn't have.... I admit, some time ago I felt I had to pee in a closet they had repeatedly left open. The lady of the house was quite upset. She even had to throw away a couple of bags that had been hit. I was sorry about that, I didn't mean that to happen. Really. So now they are being a bit overcatious in my opinion, and won't leave me unattended to their bedrooms.

I guess I have to reflect my own behaviour a bit, I guess I should have seen this coming... Damn it!

Take me away...

...somewhere, anywhere! I need a vacation! Look, I'm already in my travel box, let's just go somewhere.

 

Oh well, maybe I'll just take a nap here.