I have NOTHING to do with this.
Don't you believe in me?
Well ok, maybe I did. I didn't mean to make such a big mess, but things got a bit out of my paws so to say.
But frankly, you humans should really know better by now and not leave the door to the walk-in-closet open. I'm a cat and it's in my DNA to play with a string when I see one. Or two.
Note to humans, close every door.