Oh yes, it's my birthday today!
I'm turning TWO whole years now! I'm a big cat already, aren't I?
But the humans failed, they forgot to bring me any gifts. I don't know if I can forgive them.
They said they would bring something tomorrow. Let's hope they really will do that.
So here's a fresh picture of me. It actually looks like I would be dead. But I'm not, I'm just in a post-skritching-coma-bliss. You cats know what I mean. A great state of mind if you ask me.