Friday 18 October 2013

Let it snow, let it snow, let it freaking SNOW?!?!?

Friends, I'm a bit shocked right now. In the morning when I woke up and went to my scratching pole and looked out of the window, I saw loads of white stuff everywhere! It was falling from the sky all the time! I was freaking out because I didn't know what was happening. All the wonderful grass, tiles, stones, flowers and everything were covered in that stuff. Look:

 
Then the lady of the house tried to calm me down and explained that the white stuff was snow. And that it was a completely normal thing. And that there would be coming a whole lot of more of that stuff! The smallest of the staff were all excited, and wanted to go out immediately.
 
In my opinion, this is far from allright! I mean, how can they expect any cat tolerate this kind of living environment? What happens to all the lovely insects, mice and worms out there? What happens to my paradise? Will it be ruined? I'm sure my ancestries in Egypt weren't made for this kind of conditions! HELP! Is there any other cat out there who has survived snow? I'm sure many of you living in Brazil or Australia don't need to take this kind of crap? Could you adopt me to some lovely southern country? Pretinha, sua terra parece agradável e acolhedor!

6 comments:

  1. Depends how you define "survive", Carlos. We've seen snow. Some times we even run out into it for a while. But most of the time, we are inside kitties when the snow-stuff is on the ground. Too cold and wet for our comfort.

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    1. OK, good to know that fellow felines are familiar to snow. I guess it can't be as bad as it seemed first. And afterall, I'm an inside cat too so it shouldn't bee too much of a problem.

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  2. The mom bean was away this week ...says she was "working"...yeah, right! Anyways she said they got a little of the four letter word too. You know, the one that starts with s, ends with w, and has NOOOOOO in the middle! We probably will get it here soon too, YUK!

    But it will go away....in 6 or 7 months....and your paradise will return! Hang in there Carlos, stay warm!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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    1. Good to know it will go away and that my paradise will survive this!
      I have many times wondered why my staff claim they are going to "work" during the days. I mean, they already have a job, I have hired them to take care of me! I would expect them to be available to me all the time!

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  3. carlos....we iz knot a loud outside but haz seen de stuff frum de window...werd in de alley way iz itz grate
    for freezin fish tho.....freeze sum now, fry it up later !

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  4. That's true! I got some freezed meat and it was delicious! Maybe the insects and mice are freezed during the winter, and in the spring they can be prepared as a fresh meal?

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