Cat vs TV

Hey staff, I would have something important to tell you, would you just stop watching the TV and concentrate on me for a while?

 

Hello, I'm talking to you!!

 

 

I SAID I was talking to you!

 

 

Do I have your attention NOW, or do you want to see what else I can drop???

 

 

Higher and higher

I don't know what it is but I have this continuous urge to climb higher and higher. In my mansion, I think only the ceiling is the limit, and I'm approaching that limit bit by bit. I found a way to reach the ceiling, but it's a bit trickier than I thought.

See? There isn't much left to the ceiling, but the post I'm trying to climb here, is very challenging. I just can't get my claws to sink in it properly. Any tips?

Snow is cool

Well, maybe I was overacting a bit yesterday. Afterall, I do have Finnish genes, and I'm naturally capable of handling snow, as soon as I get used to it. You know that I was only born last March, so I hadn't seen snow ever before.

 

The lady of the house thought it was time for me to get aqcuainted with the with stuff, so out we went!

 

I approached the white substance carefully, but as soon as my paws touched it, I just loved it! Did you know that you can scrape it, and leave nice paw marks on it? I bet you could even pee on it if given the change! I didn't stay out too long because it was a bit chilly, but this was really a nice change to my indoor life.

 

Winter, bring it on!

 

Let it snow, let it snow, let it freaking SNOW?!?!?

Friends, I'm a bit shocked right now. In the morning when I woke up and went to my scratching pole and looked out of the window, I saw loads of white stuff everywhere! It was falling from the sky all the time! I was freaking out because I didn't know what was happening. All the wonderful grass, tiles, stones, flowers and everything were covered in that stuff. Look:

 

Then the lady of the house tried to calm me down and explained that the white stuff was snow. And that it was a completely normal thing. And that there would be coming a whole lot of more of that stuff! The smallest of the staff were all excited, and wanted to go out immediately.

 

In my opinion, this is far from allright! I mean, how can they expect any cat tolerate this kind of living environment? What happens to all the lovely insects, mice and worms out there? What happens to my paradise? Will it be ruined? I'm sure my ancestries in Egypt weren't made for this kind of conditions! HELP! Is there any other cat out there who has survived snow? I'm sure many of you living in Brazil or Australia don't need to take this kind of crap? Could you adopt me to some lovely southern country? Pretinha, sua terra parece agradável e acolhedor!

Revenge of the cat

You might look at this picture, and think that there's a cute little cat staring at an egg-shaped plastic Anry Birds stamp. And you would be partly right. That is a quite cute picture. But looks can deceive you sometimes. What you see here, is a cat with the means for a revenge. I will tell you a true story.

Last Sunday, the lady of the house made a mistake and left the house for a WHOLE day, leaving me alone with the rest of the staff (all entertainers as I have told you). I managed through the day somehow, but decided that the lady had to be taught a lesson. I wouldn't tolerate this kind of abandonment just like that! When the lady of the house came back home late in the evening, I had a plan ready.

The staff went to bed just like every night. Usually I retire to bed too at the same time, but now I had something else on my mind. As soon as I heard the lady climbing into bed and making herself comfortable, I executed my plan. I was upstairs where the smallest of the staff sleep, and I had found this plastig egg-shaped Angry Birds stamp. I noticed it behaved like a ball, and I started rolling it around the laminate floor. You can guess it makes quite a noice in otherwise silent house. The lady of the house listened the annoying noice a while before she came upstairs to try and stop my fun. As soon as she arrived upstairs, I was just lying on the floor, purring and looking sweet. She hadn't even her glasses on (she's blind as a bat without her glasses), so obviously she didn't find my toy. She picked some other toy she thought the noice was coming from (I can tell you there were many options to choose from, there were more toys on the floor than on the cabinets), and put it away. I was smiling with my eyes, as she returned downstairs. Again I heard her climbing into bed, and again I started rolling the Angry Birds stamp on the floor upstairs. VICTORY!! She listened the ruckus for a while again, before deciding she won't be able to get any sleep before my means for the revenge was removed from me. Upstairs she came again, determined to find the right source of the noise. Again, I switched to my sweetest behaviour, purring and curling on the floor in front of her. Finally, she found the stamp and put it away. I considered she had passed her lesson and I let her go to bed in peace after that.

Never underestimate the power of a cat with a revenge...

By the way, if you would like to read how I improved the laundry process in our house, you can read the story here.

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I'm famous!

I'm so thrilled to tell you that I have been interviewed for another lovely cat blog! You can read my thoughts on Jan's Funny Farm meet & greet post! Thank you Jan's Funny Farm, it was sure nice to be featured on your blog!