But look what they did then!
They staged this ridiculous picture of me and just put it here on the interwebs! I had no idea what they were doing behind my back, I was just trying to look as smashing as always! I was being a good cat, lying on her feet and purring lovingly. Then she does this... I guess she wasn't yet sick enough to mute her stupid sense of humour... I'm thinking she won't be getting any more cuddles from me any time soon!