I mean, I haven't been given decent lap time for some days now. Yesterday I managed to get a short "power-lap" time, but I'm not sure if quality makes up for quantity.
I don't know how desperately I should show my need for some cuddles and attention, but tonight I really went all in and gave my best performance. I think the secretary finally got my hint...
Hello there, do you see me?
I'm stretching and purring and being very cute, do you notice?
Touching your toes gently with my paws (no claws involved).
Ok, even nibbling your toes a bit...
After all this trouble, I FINALLY got my lap time. And also the best part, a DECENT evening snack!!
I guess the secretary felt a sting on her conscience, as she should have. Maybe she will now make a point of reserving more time for me!