I've been meaning to tell you about one of my projects, called how-to-kill-a-palm-tree. I never thought I would finish it so fast, but I guess I was just very efficient!
I did it by sitting in the middle of it, so that the leafs were all bent and broken. I also liked to eat the spiky parts of the leafs, which obviously made me vomit. Usually on the white carpet.
So yesterday the big one had had it with my battle against the palm tree, and moved the plant outside. Do you know how cold it is outside now? Below zero. And do you know what happens for plants when the temperature goes below zero? They die.
The plants don't have anything against me. I will defeat them one by one. The downside is that the secretary is a bit sad, since she really liked the palm tree. It reminded her of the lovely and warm summer. Luckily she still likes me more, otherwise I might be the one stuck outside...