Yesterday the newspapers around here were writing about some "magical circles" any cat couldn't resist. I heard that there were some pics posted on Reddit where humans had formed a circle on the floor, and then their cats had gone inside it to claim it their territory. Obviously my secretary had to test this stupid thing with me. She thought she would get some fun pictures of me rushing to the circle and making it my territory, but little did she know. I guess I missed the memo when cats were instructed to act the way so many of them seem to be acting.
So here I am. And here is the circle. I couldn't care less.
See how little I care for your stupid test, human?
Really, it's just a scarf lying on the floor, not any magic circle I would need to conquer.
Next time, try to come up with something a little more challenging...